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Susie the Sunburned Pig

Published in November 19th, 2009
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I’m sure you’ve all heard of Reverend Tommy Tucker. He’s the preacher over at The First Baptist Church Of Our Lord And Savior The Redeemer On The Cross At Calvary.
You’ve probably been by the church up on Pleasant Gap Road. Nice little white church with a sign that’s about three feet high and twenty feet [...]

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The Haunted Outhouse

Published in June 16th, 2009
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Yesterday I went to visit my old buddy Elmore Cooper to help him work on his pickup truck. Even though I’d known him for years, this was the first time I’d been to his house.
Apparently my job was to fix his brakes and his job was to run his mouth and complain about how long [...]

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A Christmas poem for ya!

Published in December 19th, 2007
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Christmas Spirit

The spirit of Christmas is settling in
Like a warm winter visit from a welcome friend.
A heavenly feeling embraces the land
Like a parent who offers a loving hand.
The spirit lifts us up with joy and delight
Like a view of the stars on a cold wintry night.
Our faces are shining and eyes lit from within
Like the [...]

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Squirrel fishin’ can be hazardous to your health

Published in November 30th, 2007
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Have ya ever seen anybody doin’ somethin’ that just might be the stupidest thang ya ever saw, and then at second glance ya realized that no, it really IS the stupidest thang ya ever saw? That’s what I thought this past weekend when I went to visit my aunt Katherine and I saw her son, [...]

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How my brother Earl survived a baby ninja attack over Thanksgiving dinner.

Published in November 21st, 2007
Posted by Billy Bob in Holidays, Uncategorized
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Thanksgiving dinner is comin’ up this week and we’re all headin’ over to Momma’s house to eat. I don’t know ’bout y’all but my family ain’t exactly big on conversation or anything else when we get together. None of us are into football and we dang shore don’t care none ’bout no parades going [...]

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