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		<title>Susie the Sunburned Pig</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve all heard of Reverend Tommy Tucker. He&#8217;s the preacher over at The First Baptist Church Of Our Lord And Savior The Redeemer On The Cross At Calvary.
You&#8217;ve probably been by the church up on Pleasant Gap Road. Nice little white church with a sign that&#8217;s about three feet high and twenty feet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Haunted Outhouse</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday I went to visit my old buddy Elmore Cooper to help him work on his pickup truck. Even though I&#8217;d known him for years, this was the first time I&#8217;d been to his house.
Apparently my job was to fix his brakes and his job was to run his mouth and complain about how long [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Christmas poem for ya!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Christmas Spirit

The spirit of Christmas is settling in
Like a warm winter visit from a welcome friend.
A heavenly feeling embraces the land
Like a parent who offers a loving hand.
The spirit lifts us up with joy and delight
Like a view of the stars on a cold wintry night.
Our faces are shining and eyes lit from within
Like the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://myrednecklife.com/a-christmas-poem-for-ya/</link>
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		<title>Squirrel fishin&#8217; can be hazardous to your health</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Have ya ever seen anybody doin&#8217; somethin&#8217; that just might be the stupidest thang ya ever saw, and then at second glance ya realized that no, it really IS the stupidest thang ya ever saw? That&#8217;s what I thought this past weekend when I went to visit my aunt Katherine and I saw her son, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How my brother Earl survived a baby ninja attack over Thanksgiving dinner.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Thanksgiving dinner is comin&#8217; up this week and we&#8217;re all headin&#8217; over to Momma&#8217;s house to eat. I don&#8217;t know &#8217;bout y&#8217;all but my family ain&#8217;t exactly big on conversation or anything else when we get together. None of us are into football and we dang shore don&#8217;t care none &#8217;bout no parades going [...]]]></description>
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